In the now overused line by Darth Vader:…btjunkie…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #btjunkie

Audi rules the roost so far….Hyundai fails with three attempts…hurry first quarter ending

If deficit spending at 2% of GDP is a firing offense….what is 10%

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And the Health Care mandates havent even kicked in…we are adrift in a leaky boat…my friends.

@DanaJGould …when she squatted down next to a car at the beginning of 1987′s Fatal Beauty…only 2 seconds in all of history I am aware of

Romney takes the hot s*atch in ole F. L. A…My VP vote is Rubio….just sayin Mitt #Romney2012

My Name is Alice…and this is my world. PWA teasers always look good.

All the debates up to last nights were the same boring stuff.
But the Fox debate last night opened some worms…Delicious, Delicious worms.
Next continued to educate the left and the media on their wrongness and finally didn’t have to release the chair to 6 other guys.
Romney still plays the cautious role and makes it clean an concise.
Ron Paul still talks like the crazy uncle in the lazyboy at family reunions.
Newts bitter wife decided to throw some fire on the campaign by telling stuff we already knew.
And Perry quit…seems fitting as his whole campaign seemed like a 68 bug that wouldn’t get into gear.

Now as i wait for the debate to start…i saw this.

Now you know I how I feel about the bullshit posturing i think the Occupy movement is…and while on stage, Romney wont blast them. But this perfect answer to the occupiers question is what Romney needs to start showing….as I am sure he will. Fight on Mormon…Fight on!

Perry out..Santorum (the Wonk)…Newt (Professor Cad)..Romney (The Look) and Ron P (The Nut) are left. Romney is leading…but for how long?

Barona Casino don’t have nothing on them…

Injuries where the problem this year…but the 3 three dismal years were too much for the new owners….Spagnolo is gone. So with the season officially over the NFL has released the 2012 opponents: NFC east and the AFC east.

Home: Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, Washington Redskins, New England Patriots, New York Jets

Away: Arizona Cardinals, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins

“I’ve never liked harp music, but now it’s completely unbearable.” -Andy Rooney, tonight on 60 Minutes
(tweet from DanaJGould)

Bonus: Why does Penn State like losing at halftime?…they think a little behind in the locker room is a good thing.

#OWS is bullshit!

Simple statement right?…by why do I believe it?.

The reason i believe the OWS is bullshit (and liberal Democrats too) is that I believe the keys to making my beloved capitalism work are personal responsibility, good work ethic, and gratitude. And every person i have seen interviewed, every blog I have read from or about them, every explanation i have heard from supporters have NONE of those three things. And yet they keep going with no one of authority willing to call them on it. This is what happens when you have a generation that got trophies for losing, of kids instilled with self-esteem instead of a drive to achieve.
So that means: they are not part of capitalism… they are trying to destroy it…Well Fuck them…they are Bullshit.

What they hell does that have to do with Heroes?…nothing …really.
The #OWS circus is fun to watch, especially when prominent actors and leaders fall in line with the #OWS…no surprises here so far…they all figured out ways to distance themselves from their own greed, that the OWS hates, enough to support them (Not sure which of my three rules that falls into). What is even better than the supporters is the unexpected detractors. A few sources have tried to link Batman to the #OWS movement. Most coming from Frank Millers excellent year one edition of that hero’s comic….especially this line: “You have eaten well. You’ve eaten Gotham’s wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over.” The scene involves Batman schooling a dinner party for corrupt fat cats.

So I guess its time to interview Frank to help bolster the #OWS ranks a bit. Bad idea…here is what came of that:

The “Occupy” movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. “Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.
…This is no popular uprising. This is garbage. And goodness knows they’re spewing their garbage – both politically and physically – every which way they can find.
Wake up, pond scum. America is at war against a ruthless enemy.
Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.
…In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers. Go back to your mommas’ basements and play with your Lords Of Warcraft.

Couldn’t say it better myself….Guess they forgot he also wrote ‘300’ and knows civilization ranks a bit higher than archaists pooping on cop cars…but thanks for your interest.

Oh Yea….Al Davis was a 1%

Go Raiders! (Not)

What ESPN and Penis have in common?

Tweet of the week: #DUCK
Kenyan Air Force Tweets Somalis: We’re About to Bomb You #Duck

Kitty Vid of the Week:

Top Five Alpha Male Quotes of the week:
If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting. — Curtis LeMay
One man with courage makes a majority. — Andrew Jackson
We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. — George Orwell
Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong. — Ronald Reagan after bombing Libya
It’s better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. — Emiliano Zapata

Another brilliant video from Bad Lip Reading

Here is the wrap sheet of the ‘unconscious’ in no particular order. Like the Occupiers themselves, it’s unruly, disorganized, messy and not focused solely on the nation’s media centers. The movement is spreading across America and bringing with it their outrageous and appalling behavior.

1. NY: 10/1/2011 — Police Arrest More Than 700 Protesters on Brooklyn Bridge
2. Madison, WI: 10-27-2011 — Madison Occupiers Lose Permit Due to Public Masturbation
3. Phoenix: 10/28/2011 — Flier at Occupy Phoenix Asks, “When Should You Shoot a Cop?”
4. NY: 10/18/2011 — Thieves Preying on Fellow Protesters
5. NY: 10/9/2011 — Stinking up Wall Street: Protesters Accused of Living in Filth as Shocking Pictures Show One Demonstrator Defecating on a POLICE CAR
6. NY: 10/7/2011 — Occupiers Rush Police … More
7. Cleveland: 10/18/2011 — ‘Occupy Cleveland’ Protester Alleges She Was Raped
8. NY: 10/10/2011 — ‘Increasingly Debauched’: Are Sex, Drugs & Poor Sanitation Eclipsing Occupy Wall Street?
9. Seattle: 10/18/2011 — Man Accused of Exposing Self to Children Arrested
10. 10/12/2011 — Iran Supports ‘Occupy Wall Street’
11. Portland: 10/16/2011 – #OccupyPortland Protester Desecrates Memorial To U.S. War Dead
12. Portland: 10/15/2011 — #OccupyPortland Protesters Sing “F*** The USA”
13. Chicago: 10/17/2011 — COMMUNIST LEADER Cheered at Occupy Chicago
14. 10/15/2011 — American Nazi Party Endorses Occupy Wall Street‘s ’Courage,‘ Tells Members to Support Protests and Fight ’Judeo-Capitalist Banksters’
15. Boston: 10/14/2011 — Coast Guard member spit on near Occupy Boston tents
16. Boston: 10/11/2011 — Boston Police Arrest Over 100 from Occupy Boston
17. New York: 10/11/2011 — “You Can Have Sex with Animals.”
18. New York: 10/15/2011 — Harassing Police with Accusations of Phony Injuries
19. New York: 10/9/2011 – ‘Occupy Wallstreet’ Protesters Steal from Local Businesses
20. New York: 10/25/2011 — Three Men Threatened to Kill 24-Year-Old Occupy Wall Street Protester for Reporting Rape
21. Baltimore: 10/18/2011 — #OccupyBaltimore Discourages Sexual Assault Victims from Contacting Police
22. Portland: 10/27/2011 — Occupy Portland’s Attempt At Wealth Redistribution Ends In Theft
23. Los Angeles: 10/14/2011 – Anti-Semitic Protester at Occupy Wall Street
24. 10/27/2011 — A Death Threat From an Occupy Wall Street Protester
25. 10/27/2011 – Anti-Semitic Tweet From Occupier or Sympathizer
26. Boston: 10/20/2011 — Occupy Boston Doesn’t Want Police Involved in Rape
27. New York: 10/5/2011: Anti-Semitic Occupier Screams About Jews, Israel
28. New York: 10/4/2011 — Occupier Taunts Jewish Man
29. Boston: 10/2011 — Occupiers Block Street
30. New York: 10/2011 — Occupier Tries to Steal Police Officer’s Gun
31. New York: 10/27/2011 — Occupiers Block Traffic, Get Arrested
32. Oakland: 10/27/2011 — Occupiers Throw Garbage at Police
33. Oakland: 10/19/2011 — Abusive #OccupyOakland Protesters Ban Media from Tent City
34. Eugene, OR: 10/19/2011 — Occupiers Displace Farmers’ Market Threatening Hundreds of Jobs
35. Portland, OR: 10/18/2011 — Capitalist Offering Jobs at Occupy Portland Finds Few Takers
36. NY: 10/20/2011 — #OccupyWallStreet Threatens Businesses, Patrons
37. NY: 10/14/2011 — Violence Breaks Out During #OccupyWallStreet March Toward Stock Exchange
38. NY: 10/14/2011 — Protesters March On Wall Street, Scuffle With Cops
39. Oakland: 10/19/2011 — #OccupyOakland Protesters Threaten Reporter
40. Oakland: 10/26/2011 — Occupiers Scuffle with Police
41. Oakland: 10/24/2011 — Protesters Storm, Vandalize, Shut Down Chase Bank
42. Dayton, OH: 10/22/2011 — Protester: ‘F*ck The Military, F*ck Your Flag, And F*ck The Police’
43. Chicago: 10/14/2011 – Protesters’ Message At #OccupyChicago Rally: ‘Destroy Israel’
44. NY: 10/23/2011 — #OccupyWallStreet Supporter Rants Against Israel, Jews
45. NY: 10/22/2011 — #Occupy Kid: ‘Burn Wall Street, Burn!’
46. NY: 10/21/2011 — New Yorkers Fed Up With Noisy, Defecating Protesters
47. Oakland: 10/21/2011 — Occupy Oakland Evicted After Reports Of Crime And Intimidation
48. Oakland: 10/19/2011 — #OccupyOakland Out of Control: Rats, Graffiti, Vandalism, Sexual Harassment, Public Sex and Urination
49. Chicago: 10/26/2011 – Occupiers Under Investigation by FBI for Links to Terrorism
50. Cleveland: 10/29/2011 — Rape Reported at Occupy Cleveland
51. Dallas: 10/24/2011 — Police Investigating Possible Sexual Assault Of Teen At Occupy Dallas
52. Bloomington, IN: 10/26/2011 — Man Claims Occupy Bloomington Protesters Drugged, Handcuffed Him
53. NY: 10/10/2011 — Sex, Drugs and Hiding from the Law at Wall Street Protests
54. Glasgow: 10/26/2011 — Woman Gang-Raped
55. Boston: 10/23/2011 — Occupy Boston Protesters Arrested For Dealing Heroin – With 6 Year-Old in Tent
56. Portland: 10/16/2011 – Sex Offender Registers Occupy Portland Camp as Address
57. Denver: 10/15/2011 — Occupy Denver Demonstrator Accused of Groping TV Photographer
58. Lawrence, KS: 10/25/2011 — Sexual Assault Reported at Occupy Camp
59. Minneapolis, MN: Bricks, Rocks, ‘Riot Supplies’ Discovered by Police
60. Phoenix, AZ: 10/27/2011 — Neo-Nazis Patrol “Occupy Phoenix” With AR-15′s
61. Chicago: 10/26/2011 — Occupy Chicago Invades City Hall
62. 10/26/2011 — ACORN, Occupy Email Talks About Assault on Banks
63. 10/26/2011 – OccupyWallStreet Strategy for Reports of Violence Against Cops
64. Chicago: 10/26/2011 — Unrepentant Domestic Terrorist Bill Ayers Wows Occupiers
65. Chicago: 10/25/2011 — Ayers Coaches #OccupyChicago, Callsg for School ‘Occupations’
66. 10/26/2011 — Occupy Protests Have Jewish Leaders Concerned
67. Wash DC: 10/27/2011 – OccupyDC Leftists Provoke Police – Hang Flag on Top of DC Statue
68. Albuquerque, NM: 10/26/2011 — Occupy Squatters Riot With Police
69. San Diego: 10/25/2011 — Flag Used as Chew Toy by Occupier’s Dog
70. Oakland: 10/25/2011 — Occupiers Throw Bottles at Police
71. NY: 10/27/2011 — Occupy Wall Street Protesters: Rush Limbaugh Is Bigger Threat Than Al-Qaeda
72. 10/27/2011 — Occupy Wall Street Launching First Nationwide General Strike in America Since 1946
73. NY: 10/28/2011 — Fox 5 News Reporter Assaulted at OWS
74. 10/28/2001 — Total Occupy Arrests Made Thus Far: 2750
75. Nashville: 10/28/2011 — 30 Arrests Made at Wall St. Protest
76. NY: 10/20/2011 — Former Marine Tries to Taunt Police into Violence
77. NY: 1023/2011 — Islamist Group Joins with Occupy Wall Street
78. Los Angeles: 10/13/2011 — Roundup of Overt Occupy anti-Semitism
79. NY: 10/12/2011 — There are No Anti-Semites at Occupy Wall Street. Except for This Guy
80. Missoula, MT: 10/20/2011 — Drunk 11-Year-Old At Occupy Missoula, Adult Arrested
81. Oakland: 10/28/2011 — Bounty Out On Police Officer?

Recently, President Obama said that the Occupiers are reminiscent of the Tea Party.

Throw another lie in the pile (and leave it in the park for someone else to pick up)

The four that can work:

Rick Perry: Long tenure as Texas Governor. He’s dealt with all the issues, faced all the crises and has an enviable record of creating the environment to grow jobs. His tort reform has made his state attractive to medical professions and corporations of all sorts. His instincts are clearly in tune with conservatives. His economic plan is bold and basically in line with every conservative idea floated over the last 30 years. His Political record/results over the last decade puts him at the head of the pack…but it may be too soon for another Texan.

Mitt Romney: Strong business experience, fixing the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics, and getting elected Governor in a True Blue state…he certainly has plenty of executive experience, which I think is important in a candidate for today’s presidency. When he speaks about the economy and governments role in it, he does a exceptional job. He was up front on the auto bailout problems; he’s offered politically unpopular but realistic talk about the housing market. He takes on the left head on without rubbing their faces in it. He really seems next in line and has the correct frame of mind to ease the ship in the right direction…not slam it in reverse and try to minimize collateral damage.

Herman Cain: Very solid business experience. Obviously his strongest asset is his personality and passion. His ability to stir up the base is unmatched in the race. He’s got that great deep voice and the cadence of the southern minister that he is. When he gets rolling, you want to believe, you want to get out there and fight to get the country back on track. When they interview some random inner city black and he says “ I aint voting for the Pizza Guy”…it doesn’t sway me away because that idiot already voted for Obama last time….and will again.

Newt Gingrich: I like smart conservatives who can see problems and offer conservative solutions to meet them. As important is the ability to articulate the rationale behind them and promote conservatism as a governing philosophy. Newt’s been the best at that for over 20 years and this campaign has shown he hasn’t lost a single step. He’s simply the smartest, most articulate candidate out there by a wide, wide margin. I also really like his desire to find some way to deal with an out of control judiciary. The tough part will be convincing the American people that a lot of what they think about the role of the judiciary is just plain wrong. If you want to take on the intellectual underpinnings of liberalism in this country and make the conservative counterargument, Newt is head and shoulders above anyone out there. His problem is he speaks to us, the ‘responsible accountables’…not the American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Oprah Winfrey crowd…and sad as it is to say….that’s 1/3 of the country.

The others are more noise than substance and I will support if they rise to the top…But my order is above…based on my standards which includes national electability.

Ok…normally I let stuff go and just laugh, the information age has a way of desensitizing you to news…but way to much weird shit happened this week.

#1

A DISTRAUGHT mother listened on a mobile phone as her teenage daughter was eaten alive by a brown bear and its three cubs.
Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave an horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls as the wild animals killed her.
She screamed: “Mum, the bear is eating me! Mum, it’s such agony. Mum, help!’”
Her mother Tatiana said that at first thought she was joking. “But then I heard the real horror and pain in Olga’s voice, and the sounds of a bear growling and chewing.”
She added: “I could have died then and there from shock.”
Unknown to Tatiana, the bear had already killed her husband Igor Tsyganenkov – Olga’s stepfather – by overpowering him, breaking his neck and smashing his skull. Olga, a trainee psychologist, saw the ¬attack on her stepfather in tall grass and reeds by a river in Russia and fled for 70 yards before the mother bear grabbed her leg.
As the creature toyed with her, she managed to call Tatiana several times during the prolonged attack. Tatiana rang her husband – not knowing he was ¬already dead – but got no answer.

Mum, the bear is eating me! Mum, it’s such agony. Mum, help!

She alerted the police and relatives in the village of Termalniy, near Petropavlovsk Kamchatskiy, in the extreme east of Siberia.
She begged them to rush to the river where the pair had gone to retrieve a fishing rod that Igor had left.
In a second call, a weak Olga gasped: “Mum, the bears are back. She came back and brought her three babies. They’re… eating me”.

Really…not only did a country’s national symbol chew on somebody…the victim called to give the play by play.. Shouldn’t you at least know something about bears if you live that close to them…and how come I can never get cell service when I am looking at bears?

#2
A guy named John Kennedy Oswald killed himself in a hotel room. I shit you not…that was his name. Now everybody knows him as Jani Lane…lead singer of Warrant…but come on mom and dad…really?

#3
A father cuts up his retarded son and leaves the head in the street so the mom can see it when she gets home. It was in New Orleans (which didn’t really shock me) But the amazing part to me was the guys name: Jeremiah Wright, …no not that Jeremiah Wright…the white one…in NEW ORLEANS….WTF

Now to the rant: Flash mob robberies, beating up cancer patients for their meds, Union thugs shooting non-union bosses…thug business is on the rise …I think it about time media outlets report on the stories they don’t cover anymore: the ones where the victims use their 9mm to stop these crimes. Where are the stories where thugs don’t come home? ‘Cops’ used to show them …then Michael Moore deemed the show racist…it went off the air after that. Police reports show they happen every day…but you never see it reported…why?. Deterrents are needed these days…what better for that than seeing a carjacking thwarted by then addition of a new whole in the preps head. Sure most of them are black (and in Cali and AZ…Hispanic) but a crime is crime, when you bully and victimize your race doesn’t matter until the cops need a description…I will give my white brethren the memo to up their game…but they seem to damn busy NOT DOING CRIMES.
(Off Soapbox)

I dont want to be all Debbie Downer….so here…have a smile:

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like ex-speaker Nan, I do not like this ‘YES WE CAN’..
I do not like this spending spree, I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free.
I do not like their smug replies, when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!

This is the Guy…his stats alone on are enough to heal the country…what stats you say?…

The rest of the field is fighting for Vice honors….

More to come…I assure you….and to the leftists…let the digging begin.

Axelrod already fired the first blast:

“There’s a specific reason that Texas has done so well, and that’s because the oil industry has done so well in the last few years, and the military has grown because of the challenges that we have had overseas,” said David Axelrod.

Really?…11 years of jobs creation and balanced budgets all caused by rising oil and military spending?…so it should have suffered when Obama shut down the gulf…nope. Military spending has been behind California and Virgina for the last 10 years and neither of those states have a balanced budget OR job growth….Sounds like leadership earned the stats…sounds like that’s the kind of leadership we need.

The early 90′s found our heroes in Palm Springs for a relaxing game of Golf at the DeAnza Golf Course….hijinks ensue.

In the Video (but not really): Rob Murdock , Andy Muckle, Tony DeMarco, Don Haas