The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1986. * They are too young to remember the space shuttle…
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How to tell you are living in 2004: 1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail.…
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Q: Which party took Social Security from an independent fund and put it in the general fund so that Congress could spend it? A: It…
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“John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.” – Craig…
View More Craig KilbornTime Machine report: September 17, 2009
Time Machine report: September 17, 2009 Following her stunt at Superbowl 39, Janet Jackson, was banned from all media appearances. Unfortunately, she has spent almost…
View More Time Machine report: September 17, 2009Ah�the young Conservative Republican..
Ah-the young Conservative Republican.. A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little…
View More Ah�the young Conservative Republican..Letter to the Democratic National Committee
Letter to the Democratic National Committee Dear DNC and Candidates: Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job…
View More Letter to the Democratic National CommitteeThis week back in 1850:
This week back in 1850: California became a state. The state had no electricity. The state had no money There were gun fights in the…
View More This week back in 1850:Monkey Update
Monkey Update: Monkey Unions (no… not the San Pedro dock workers….jeez louise)
View More Monkey UpdateDec 12 Update
Life Update: Howdy folks, been chugging away trying to keep my mind off my house. The 30+5 has passed now we are just waiting for…
View More Dec 12 UpdateFcuknig amzanig
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht…
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“For the Record, I didn’t hate MATRIX RELOADED – as I’ve repeatedly stated. I felt it was lacking. As in, it didn’t quite lick that…
View More Quote of the WeekMonkey Update
MONKEY UPDATE: Monkeys Terrorize India Workers
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her…
View More Football and BlondesIllegal Poem
The Illegal Poem I cross ocean,poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see…
View More Illegal PoemGOP from Greg
A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat but her father…
View More GOP from GregAHH! the south
To stick with the theme…. FARMER: “I wanna get me one of those dayvorces.” LAYWER: “Do you have any grounds?” FARMER: “Yes, I got 40…
View More AHH! the southJoke From mommy
Cute one from my mom….. An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden but it was very hard work.…
View More Joke From mommyMore French bashin’
Ahhhhh.. will the french bashing ever end?……….Nope THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE Once upon a time there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake.…
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