And So it Begins’¦’¦American Idol 2006

The 24 are picked and slated to start whipping it out next Tuesday. The two most irritating, undeserving, too-gay, Primadonnas would have made the cut’¦too bad there were fugitive felons’¦. Bye Bye Brittenum twins. Doing the happy with bubba as we speak’¦..’™My Spirit is Broken’™’¦.(shut up and bend over)

Early choices:

Feel Good Pick: Kellie Pickler ‘“ (story is just to good)

I Don’t Think So Pick: Bobby Bennet ‘“ (weird’¦just too weird)

Don’s Famous Hottie Pick: Ayla Brown (come on.. Basketball star, dark hair’¦it doesn’t get any hotter than that!!)

If I Was Gay Pick: Ace Young ‘“ (Hands Down’¦I mean it put you hands were I can see them)

Cant Leave fast enough Pick: Brenna Gethers (only Mikala last year was more irritating)

To Talented To Be There Pick: Paris Bennett ( Come on’¦she doesn’t need this)

Nicknames will come next week after I hear them sing’¦.but a few already have them:

Taylor Hicks is COCKER
Becky O Donohue is BROOKE
Ayla Brown is HOTTIE (of course)
Stevie Scott is OPERA
Kellie Pickler is PICKLE

More to come’¦.so stay tuned.

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One Reply to “American Idol 2006”

  1. MILES POSTED

    Well hey there!

    Here are the top three picks to go all the way to the end and battle it out among(st) the women.
    1. Katharine McPhee – the whole package
    2. Lisa Tucker – the 16 year old superstar in the making
    3. Ayla Brown – the over achiever – i like the way she towers over Ryan

    least favorite:
    1. Becky – makes the ugly face all the time… hate to see her in the sack makin’ those scary faces — probably will take a couple weeks to get rid of her (on the show AND out of my bad dreams)
    2. Brenna – mean girl, thinks she is the sh!t – reminds me of that ex-cop character on Lost.. “Go ahead, knock this battery off my shoulder”

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