Excellent trade

Last Tuesday, as President Bush stepped off the ‘Marine One’ Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”

The President replies “These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.”

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”

One Reply to “Excellent trade”

  1. I am a Mar Vista Mariner Class of “89” and let me tell you I was rolling around my room here in Iraq when I read some of your jokes. I am glad that someone has the same opinion as me. I told the joke about the pigs to some of the soldiers out here in Camp Taji Iraq and they were all laughing so hard one almost spit his coffee out thru his nose! I was a freshman when you were a senior with one of my brothers. I remember seeing you around school but being the new guy around the block I tried to hide around corners and tried not to get beat up.

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