Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog’s collar and twisted it, breaking the dog’s neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:
“Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal”

“But I’m not a Red Sox fan,” the little hero interjected. “Sorry” replied the Reporter. “But since we’re in Boston, I just assumed you were.” Hitting the delete key, the reporter began:
“John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack”

“But I’m not a John Kerry fan either,” the boy responds. The reporter says, “I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, o r Ted Kennedy. What team or person do you like?”

“I’m a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush” the boy says. Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
“Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet”

Gotta give a shout out to Moms for this one…………

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