To stick with the theme….

FARMER: “I wanna get me one of those dayvorces.”
LAYWER: “Do you have any grounds?”
FARMER: “Yes, I got 40 acres.”
LAYWER: “No, you don’t understand, do you have a suit?”
FARMER: “Yes I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.”
LAYWER: “No, no, I mean do you have a case?”
FARMER: “No, I ain’t got no case, but I got a John Deere.”
LAYWER: “No, I mean do you have a grudge?”
FARMER: “Yes, I got a grudge, thats where I parks the John Deere.”
LAYWER: “Does your wife beat you up or something?”
FARMER: “No, we both get up at 4:30.”
LAYWER: “Is your wife a nagger?”
FARMER: “No, she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I wants one of those dayvorces.”

Thanks Greg for this lil nugget.

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