Small penis aside…there is a Snoopy happy dance I do whenever a hippie gets tased. I think the joy comes from the disbelief on their faces right after it happens…like the fantasy world they live in doesn’t have consequences for douchebagery. Remember when we were kids?….one Torrance cop with a choke hold could solve this in 10 seconds….but I must say tasers have truly made it a much more fulfilling spectator sport. Then I peed a little when the Officer went Jack Bauer on him and pushed the electrode tips into his chest.

THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK…..so move along.

And a Smack Upside The Head award for good measure. Yea Northern California….I love ya!

P.S. I don’t want to go black helicopter on ya…but I think Pelosi paid this guy to take the heat off her for spouting the worst lie in press conference history today (except the “There are no American tanks in Baghdad”)….If she is not removed from office….then it worked.

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